Testimony I would like to have heard: "At the moment of impact with the defendant, I heard a loud pop almost identical to that of the uncorking of a Jeroboam of 2012 Bollinger πΏπ πΊπππππ π΄ππππ π΅ππ’π‘ and was struck in the forehead immediately afterwards by a jadeite egg propelled at alarming velocity."
- Gwyneth Paltrow found not at fault in Utah ski crash trial
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