Saturday, April 1, 2023

My April Fool's joke

 Testimony I would like to have heard: "At the moment of impact with the defendant, I heard a loud pop almost identical to that of the uncorking of a Jeroboam of 2012 Bollinger πΏπ‘Ž πΊπ‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘›π‘‘π‘’ 𝐴𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑒 π΅π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘ and was struck in the forehead immediately afterwards by a jadeite egg propelled at alarming velocity."

Gwyneth Paltrow found not at fault in Utah ski crash trial

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